Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 28, 2024

Windex?

Looks like John is having an identical crises

wow worst case of schizophrenia I’ve seen so far

There’s a classic joke about managers: The very top level speak only to peers and god. Next level down also talks to themselves. Then there’s the category who argue with themselves. And at the very bottom, the ones who lose those arguments.

And now we get even further down with those who don’t even lose the arguments to someone who knows your name!

He’s only Bob on the outside.

It happens, You look in the mirror and wonder how you got so old. I was a looker not that long ago, I took the nude selfies to prove it.

It reminds me of a Cheech & Chong bit. I think it was called “Let’s Make A Dope Deal”

Are you sure that it’s Bob?

Do you ever Phil like Bob? or Bob like Phil?

“I told you to never call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall.” -President Skroob, Spaceballs

It’s the inside that’s giving me the problems lately. Outside just old!