Very well measured use of intimidation, Michael! Got Jillings down to two syllable words (would have been harder to understand that info from him with one syllable words).
Verily, the artful play of words here doth much delight and greatly please me! Methinks, perchance, did Lynn employ a lexicon or thesaurus to conjure such clever and inventive phrases? I, e’en I myself, did make use of ChatGPT.
French Persons Premium Member 7 days ago
“Women’s Biff”? (well what’re you lookin at butthead??)
GirlGeek Premium Member 7 days ago
Do not going to lie, while it’s time that Mike moves out (I will stand by this), I also blame Mike for giving his key to a stranger. Dormie or not
LookingGlass Premium Member 7 days ago
Forsooth!! He changed his tone …… quickly!!!!
;-)
wallylm 7 days ago
Very well measured use of intimidation, Michael! Got Jillings down to two syllable words (would have been harder to understand that info from him with one syllable words).
catchup 7 days ago
I so love this little sequence – it’s just so much fun the way the chap goes into Olde English style.
snsurone76 7 days ago
What is “Women’s BFF”??
Deschutes 7 days ago
Biffy slang for “restroom”
Tantor 7 days ago
OMG that’s one angry canadian…
Macushlalondra 7 days ago
Purloined portal? LOL!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 7 days ago
Good call for thy nose be in Mortal Peril.
sbenton7684 7 days ago
My great grandfather called it that. It’s the bathroom.
Foob 7 days ago
Somebody should warn the guy in the foreground of the second panel that Venom is crawling up his back. I hope Spiderman is nearby.
win.45mag 7 days ago
I “hate” people who can’t take a joke. He needs anger management
Olddog1 7 days ago
Daytime, joke. Sleeping, not joke.
Hamady Sack Premium Member 7 days ago
Mike goes Medieval on this wannabe larp.
JudithStocker Premium Member 7 days ago
I think this guy is an English major by the jargon he’s spouting in shakespearean speak.
Sephten 7 days ago
I had a similar experience as an RAF cadet in the 60s. It was a bed, not a door (we were in dorms); it wasn’t even my bed!
SquidGamerGal 7 days ago
YEESH! Calm down, man! It’s just a harmless joke! Geez, what happened to your sense of humor?
Barnabus Blackoak 7 days ago
how long has that guy been in school? He looks like he’s in his 40’s
djtenltd 7 days ago
Get him, Mike!
Chris 7 days ago
your weird set of words is what gave you away ya weirdo.
ctolson 7 days ago
Michael’s response – “Then get your smart @ss up there, get it, and put it back on!”
jennrb2010 7 days ago
I don’t recall seeing this guy Jillings before.
Daltongang Premium Member 7 days ago
There are times when forceful negotiations are called for to achieve the necessary results.
baskate_2000 7 days ago
Amazing what a little persuasion can do!
rshive 7 days ago
For whatever reason, Mike has strong suspicions.
kamoolah 7 days ago
This prankster is lucky that he can loaf around and be a go-nowhere. I will be unemployed on January 21st.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 7 days ago
Forsooth, Mister Mustache hath a lance through his posterior
mindjob 7 days ago
Like good Canadians, they will settle this dispute by gifting each other bottles of maple syrup
John Jorgensen 7 days ago
Loutish diction indeed. I can’t remember the last time Mike needed to be bleeped.
lnrokr55 7 days ago
Best way to deal with a smart aleck ! ;-)
Jeffin Premium Member 7 days ago
It all hinges on Jillings.
Larrycleve 7 days ago
I like the way all the Pattersons have the same facial expression when they are angry. I don’t know if April has developed that yet.
Spiffy 7 days ago
Mike can tell that Jillings was practicing that bit all night.
Camiyami Premium Member 7 days ago
Verily, the artful play of words here doth much delight and greatly please me! Methinks, perchance, did Lynn employ a lexicon or thesaurus to conjure such clever and inventive phrases? I, e’en I myself, did make use of ChatGPT.
cracker65 6 days ago
Mike has one nerve left, and that fool is standing on it
sincavage05 6 days ago
I’d take him apart, hinge by hinge.
hagarthehorrible 6 days ago
The literary nerd huh.