Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for November 24, 2024

Well, they are doing a biopsy to see what he was stuffed with.

Yes. And we’re saving the planet, or whatever, so we have to recycle the bits of the body.

Care to make a wish?

They sure breed them big on the Planet of the Turkeys!!!!

They will become one of their best trading partners, around this time of the year.

“It appears he ate too much bread and seasonings.”

Yes. Now sit back and enjoy.

We know Major Tom has secretly wished to eat his representative…

“It was accidental death. He fell asleep while using our tanning salon.”

(groan….Major Tom? giggles) Very bad, Mr. Rickard. Maybe Major Tom was "Standing there alone, the ship is waiting, All systems are go, “Are you sure?” Control is not convinced," I wonder if he was convinced by Brewster too? ;)

A turkey that came with its own dressing. How nice.

Ground Control to Major Tom Ground Control to Major Tom, Take your protein pills and put your helmet on, Ground Control to Major Tom, commencing countdown, engines on, Check ignition and may God’s love be with you.

The first thing you check is whether his button is popped!

Major Tom, ground control wants to talk with you.

\\//_

Looks like a major turkey on the table.

“Why am I only being served stuffing?”

Talk about insult to injury!

We’re gonna take this investigation right to the bone.

You could ALMOST turn me off turkey.

(Turkey salad or turkey pot pie, mostly)

Oh the horrors that anthropomorphism visits upon us all! The wonderful hilarious horrors!

Yes…unless you want to volunteer

So, can anyone attend an autopsy at the city morgue? asking for a friend.