Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 05, 2024

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    rcham2k  17 days ago

    spoiler alert !

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    Doug K  17 days ago

    It seems like there’s always one spoiler in the race.

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    CatonaPC©  17 days ago

    And it’s Melbourne Cup Day today, too.

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    Imagine  17 days ago

    Do you have any saw horses?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  17 days ago

    Still can’t outrun a hungry Henry.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 17 days ago

    Does it come with a drag-chute to slow in down?

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    Gent  17 days ago

    Not tell me him name is Pegasus.

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    noktar Premium Member 17 days ago

    I thought it was for the King

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    One of the 12 monkeys  17 days ago

    Could do with some go faster stripes !

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    Just_Karl  17 days ago

    Or the horse is owned by a teen boy who is trying to impress his friends. (Speaking from experience.)

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 17 days ago

    Sir Rodney is always looking for a steed that can outrun the Hun.

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    sarah413 Premium Member 17 days ago

    “King” Richard Petty did that years ago. He affixed a spoiler to his car and NASCAR ended up banning that. He sat out a year.

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    emryld333  17 days ago

    That explains the larger air intake too.

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    Goat from PBS  17 days ago

    Gotta go fast.

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    assrdood  17 days ago

    That’s a used “Oatmobile” lot.

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    rockyridge1977  17 days ago

    ……custom!!!!!

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    baskate_2000  17 days ago

    Don’t think so.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  17 days ago

    Escher drew the race horse’s back legs.

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    Amra Leo  16 days ago

    What a drag…

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    cactusbob333  16 days ago

    I’ll bet my money on de bob-tail nag—Somebody bet on de bay.

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    cactusbob333  16 days ago

    If you had a zebra with horizontal stripes, it would look like a racer.

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    Smeagol  16 days ago

    Muster the Rohirrim!!!

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    zenyattafan  16 days ago

    I’m reminded of a televised race a couple of years ago. One of the broadcast team pointed out that jockeys don’t sit on their saddles DURING the race; they stand in the stirrups and crouch over their horses’ necks. He asked for a couple of volunteers to try to crouch for two minutes, the approximate time it takes to run a (very fast) Kentucky Derby. Two guys took him up on it. At the end of two minutes their legs ached and they had greater respect for the athleticism of jockeys, who after all do their crouches for anywhere from a minute to two and a half minutes while going up to 30 mph.

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    Faby  16 days ago

    Sorry, I don’t get it. Little help, please?

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    cactusbob333  16 days ago

    Thanx for the horses, P&H. You draw the best in the cartoon world.

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    Strawberry King  16 days ago

    Just not a winning one.

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    WRONGNAME  16 days ago

    It’s a horse of a different color.

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    geese28  16 days ago

    How much horsepower? buh doom psst

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    eddi-TBH  16 days ago

    Generating a downdraft is vital if they’ve been eating apples.

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    Mediatech  16 days ago

    Grand Prix Steeplechase

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