Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2024

One of my favorite jokes:

Q. What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

A. You get your wife back, your truck back, your house back, your dog back . . .

At least it’s better than your pickup truck cheating on you.

With the self-driving feature, the pickup truck could run away with his wife’s car.

Thank you, Stephan Pastis!!!! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!! to quote from who framed Roger rabbit, “thanks, I needed that!!!!” Dan aka…ps again a very sincere thank you from my heart!!!!

The best title I heard was “If I would have done it when I wanted to, I’d be out of jail now”!

You forgot trains!

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

From You Never Even Call Me By My Name by David Allan C​oe

Well, I was dr​unk the day my mom got out of pri​son

And I went to pick her up in the rain

But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

She got runned over by a da​mned old train

“I’ll never forget good ol’ what’s her name.”

Only nine million?

Greatest country music song? No such thing. Best you can do is least horrible.

I got friends in low places.

“She’s actin’ single, I’m drinkin’ doubles”… “Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life”… “You’re the hangnail in my life, and I can’t cut you off”….

And pop music is all about hooking up or breaking up. Is that better?