Close to Home by John McPherson for November 09, 2024

Dude, Crunchberries at least!

Count Chocula!

Be careful, girl. It might be a hint!

One plate of burnt bacon, runny eggs and burnt toast coming right up. Marmalade or jam with that luv?

No pleasing her

Cap’n Crunch?

He’s certainly not going to serve Wheaties when you have a bowl, spoon, tray and lamp within reaching distance.

This joke calls for “Corn” Flakes.

It’s good enough.

Now Turn on the Saturday morning cartoons , that’s Romance !

Sorry… we were out of Boo Berry!

If only he had dressed like a vampire and spoken with a thick Transylvanian accent.

That might be the last time he bothers so, don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!!!

How about Franken Berry and Boo Berry?

“Oh, right”, replies her husband, "I forgot your favorite cereal is Countess Chocula”!

So … she actually does not appreciate him serving her breakfast in bed.

Hey, don’t knock it! This is limited edition stuff. It’s only available in September and October.

Should have been Frosted Flakes, they’re…

Might try putting in a little effort next time.

Should have served Chocolate Covered Sugar Bombs, or Admiral Crunch with Dingle Berries?

Poor guy probably doesn’t know how to cook and gave it his best shot.

at lest the kitchen will still be clean, he didn’t dirty up a bunch of pans

I’ll take it!

Please leave my breakfast in bed on the kitchen table.

All he hears is Blah blah blah….want much?

What?! It’s the thought that counts. Besides it’s yummy.

Oh that’s not for you. It’s for him; cause he knows you love spoon feeding him. Come on baby, let’s spoon.

It was the best Bleeb could find. He was gonna bring her oatmeal!!!!!!!!!!! Now that’s romantic! :)

You should know that’s the best your gonna get with his cooking skills.

I heard she was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

I just scored Count Chockula from Sam’s Club. I’m in heaven!

Honey Bunches of Oats for your honey I say!

she wanted FrankenBerry…

Bro. Halloween was last month. You gotta get her the turkey-themed cereals now.

Picky-Picky! At least he remembered your birthday on a golf morning!

Ingreat

Not when there’s Cocoa Krispies!

(Like Calvin reminds us, a cereal isn’t any good if it doesn’t change the color of the milk.)

French toast will win her heart

maybe she wanted some “sausage” for breakfast?