Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 14, 2024

Yeah, but first put some hot pink dye on it!

BTW, did you know that the “comb over” was actually awarded a patent?

On 10 May 1977, Donald J. Smith and his father, Frank J. Smith, of Orlando, Florida, were awarded a patent (U.S. patent 4,022,227) for their variation of the comb over that conceals baldness by combing long hair in three separate directions.

Just talk to it. It’s lonely!

What ever happened to the old belief, “If you pluck (tweeze) one hair, four will grow back”? Go for it! In a month, you’ll have a full head of hair! lol

Naah. Just builds a museum around it.

Leave it until it’s long enough to swirl.

No, but could you braid it for me?

Why?

comb it all over

Hair Force One.

Put a bow on it, that way I’ll be able to find it.

an old friend of mine did the combover thing with a holding spray, but one day the wind had its way with it, and there was this big wad of hair a good foot long whipping in the wind. Too bad this was long before cell phones… woulda made for a great video to post on youtube!

Fortunately, I’m not losing any hair but it’s grey all around the sides. I let it grow long, which covers most of the grey (the 360-degree combover) and makes me look minutes younger. However, if I get a bad haircut, it looks like I’m wearing a too-short brown wig. :)

Not the hairiest of Krishna’s.

Harsh!

Just a wash and wax please.

I have a former co-worker that has a friars type hairline. We asked him if his barber charged him full price and he said “Yes. He calls it a finders fee.”

Yes, and make sure you dye it to make it stand out.

During a recent haircut, my stylist was going after two or three barely visible hairs that continue trying to claim territory in an otherwise barren field. I jokingly said to her, “Always a couple that won’t give up, aren’t there?”

The guy in the cartoon needs to man up and let it go.