Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 20, 2024

and wish for gran’ma to recover from the upcoming heart attack

Agnes is going to be such a great baker someday. I just know it.

One can consider doughnuts the products of early 3-D printers. Hershey’s kisses too.

My gosh, don’t let her near hot oil ! Gramma should go to the clink for child endangerment.

In the elementary school, I heard a joke about how Johnny would visit the cook at the diner. One day he took a handful of raw hamburger, squished it into his armpit, and produced a perfect patty. Johnny said “That’s pretty neat!” The cook said “Come back of the day I make donuts.”

I can see the hole problem.

Agnes is an artist. But not a cook.

Somebody find a recipe for no-bake cookies before the trailer burns down

When I was a child the local bakery had a donut-making machine about the size of a phone booth, if you remember phone booths, which would make the dough into toroids, drop them into hot oil then take them out to drain and cool down. It was a miracle.

The best way to change batter into donuts is to follow a recipe from a cookbook!!

It’s the same idea as carving a statue. You take a large block of stone and carve away everything that isn’t your work of art. Poof.

Start by whittling the edges of the block

agnes is really up on all the whittle things in life…

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