Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 11, 2024

“Why do I hear the ADHD Final Boss music playing?”

“And what would you say is your greatest skill?”

“About 2:35.”

“Where do you see yourself in 10 years?”

“Sitting in your chair”…

Well whatever but he a workhorse see.

Truer words were never misspoken.

My weakness is not being able to answer that question. My strength is failing job interviews.

Well, I’m a people person. Some of my best friends are people.

‘…could you repeat the question’?’

Two weaknesss’ riding elevators and counting sheep… Uh definitely…!

I’m a great listener. That’s why I always have headphones on.

Many— or few — Horace? Or none?

“I’m deaf”….

A fencepost is a good listener. Don’t put that on your dating profile unless you want to be treated like a property boundary. :)

“Thank you. We’ll be in touch.”

“ Where do you see yourself in five years?”

“ Probably in a mirror.”