Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 19, 2024

So many choices!

I’ll have the Rubik’s Cube Cordon Bleu!

The mittens au grauten for me, please.

May I have the marbles and jacks?

The scarf with Bolognese sauce, please. And lots of Parmesan cheese.

It all looks so good.

It’s so lovely!

“Can I have spam instead?” Spam, spam, spam, spam…

Scarfing down the scarf?

Pucky’s bib is so cute! I shopped at the local gourmet market yesterday. I saw a package of “Salmon Bacon,” and I was wondering how the BCN crew would react to such a delicacy. I don’t like fish, so I wasn’t tempted to try it myself.

What are the tribble-looking things on the left? Are we supposed to eat them fur and all?

Puck has the bestest smile in the last panel!!!

I don’t like it when people say that cats are girly/feminine and for women.

Since when is having a moustache feminine? (cats are the pets with the longest whiskers)

Since when is hunting birds, mice and other animals feminine?

Since when is climbing buildings and trees feminine?

Since when is eating a lot of meat feminine?

The only things that makes cats seen as feminine are their big eyes and their voice because people associate big eyes with innocence and femininity but big eyes are not feminine it is a gender neutral feature, it is so common for men in different parts of world to have big eyes too like in Southern European countries, men in certain African countries and men in some South Asian countries.

Darn, humans failed to breed ugly cats even sphynx cats and Levkoy cats are cute.

OT: Urgent prayers needed

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile presents to you the Bee Encore Musical Xanadu

(Previously) Worker Bee: I just saw your scroll at WB University. We’ve come to apply.

Titania: Good. Tell me about yourselves.

Worker Bee: My sisters and I are the best!.

Worker Bee: My name is Calliope, Callie for short. My specialty is science and eloquence.

Titania: I’m looking for the best. Are you ladies up to the task?

Callie: Well, as Olivia Newton-John Sang:

Let us join in

You will be glad, you will know the best has arrived

Let us help you build the hive!

Let us work for you!

Building the dream

Has to start now,

We’re building a much more than a hive

It will come alive!

Let us work with you!

…….

Together we will be magic

Nothing can stand in our way

Together we will be magic,

This dream will not go astray!

…….

Worker bees:

I’m Clio. My specialty is history and creativity.

I’m Erato. Call me Erin. My honey will be a poem of love.

I’m Euterpe, Terri for short. My honey will be sweet music.

I’m Melpomene. Call me Mel. If you don’t hire us it’ll be a tragedy.

(Continued Below)

Georgia misses no detail — we can even tell the salt and pepper shakers apart.

I’ll have the jax and balls-medium rare- with sauteed’ rubix cube.

Today is International Men’s Day.

Happy International Men’s Day to all men.

And Happy Tomcats International Day to Elvis, Lupin and Puck and to all tomcats.

Mittens ala mode!

Good choice!!! I wonder if anyone wants the Rubik’s Cube!!!