Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 22, 2024

This has now become Operation NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! Also known as Happy Kitty Bellies!

Playing Hungry, hungry Kitties? But they won’t get these ‘marbles’ back.

Goldie bean alert!!

I’m not sure what “kitchen service” means in this context. At first I thought it was cleaning up the kitchen, but that’s not what’s happening.

You just volunteered, Puck.

If my cats get free range kibble like that, the gray guy will go around shoving the other cats away from the food so he can snarf like crazy.

And then he will barf like crazy. He does NOT know the limits of his tummy’s capacity.

Watch our, kitties. Too much of a good thing is… well, too much.

Ohhhhhh yeah!!!!!!♡〜٩( ╹▿╹ )۶〜♡ What a bounty! Reminds me of this tasty incident: breakingcatnews.Com/comic/theres-been-a-kibble-spill-in-the-kitchen/

I keep a dish of kibble available for my cats at all times. I have some canned food left from the stuff I bought for Pingpong, and have been giving Sunny & Sooti a can a day.

We have happy cats!

It reminds me of when my cousin Alan was a toddler and came to visit our family in Milwaukee. He saw our family cat, Kitty, under the kitchen table, and went to his dish. He picked out a kibble, then set it down in front of him, telling him to eat it. So, he did, acting like he was getting room service.

Interesting that the cats get edible food but the human does not!

No, Pucky, you get while the getting’s good.

No no no no no. Steenky overprocessed packaged theengs is bad for cats health. Gives em real foods steenky hoomins. Like fishies, meats, real foods they is eats.

Only the best customers get to dine at the chef’s table in the kitchen.

Panel 3: undignified Elvis!

OT Dear Daughter’s good news

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile Encore Presents Xanadu

Quite awhile later, at the waterfront

Terpsichore: It’s always a pleasure to visit the Water Cat family. How is everyone doing?

Cold Water Cat: Wonderfully. My son Swift Water is the proud papa of two kittens, Fresh and Salty.

Kira: That’s great news! Congratulations!

Cold: And now I have a favor to ask. My friend Captain Growl Tiger has an apprentice sailor who needs to learn to dance. He’s going for a Dancing Corsair scholarship so he can go to scribe school*

Kira: I would be glad to meet him.

Sometime Later

Kira: Pleased to meet you, Elvis-Anum.

Elvis: The pleasure is all mine. I love the sea, but my dream is to become a scribe, perhaps for the Royal Palace some day.

Kira: Then let us begin.

After many lessons

Kira: You have done very well. I think you are ready to try for a Dancing Corsair scholarship.

Elvis: Wonderful. I have my song all picked out for my audition.

(Continued Below)

*No, I have no idea why there’s a Dancing Corsair requirement for scribe school.

Hey guys, toe bean alert on Get Fuzzy ! (Um, squeeee ?)

Is it the best day of their nine lives or just the best day of one of their nine lives?

I suppose they will have to get to their ninth life to be sure.

Isn’t anyone going to shove some under the fridge for later?

Has anyone else solved Georgia’s Jumble® entry? Took me 58 seconds.

Oh, the woman will surely find you out when you all start throwing up !

They’ve learned to order delivery!!

OT storm in Pacific Northwest, including Georgia’s location

OT: Living with cats.

Jora gets her second infusion this morning. It said online that the infusions could take 3 to 4 hours. Her first one took less than 30 minutes. It apparently depends on who manufactures the infusion.

“Paging Tortimer…cleanup on aisle one”…

Pure feline joy! Now that is good service.

One rarely sees Elvis with such a happy smile.

Not sure how Woman will feel about this!

Fat

Cat

Sat

Hat

Fat Fat Fat

Cat Cat Cat

Sat Sat Sat

Hat Hat Hat

[Verse 1: Bip Bippadotta]

A fat cat sat on a hat

Saw a rat on the mat

Got a bat

Had a chat with a gnat

That he’d pat in a vat that was flat

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah…sorry about that

[Chorus 2 (Bip Bippadotta, Green guy, Blue guy and Lavender guy)]

Small

Ball

Tall

Wall

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Small Small Small

Ball Ball Ball

Tall Tall Tall

Wall Wall Wall

[Verse 2: Bip Bippadotta]

See the small ball on the tall wall

See it fall in a hall

See it crawl, give its all

Its call, “Hi, y’all!”

See it stall, wear a shawl

Oh yeah!

Oh yeah…sighs

[Chorus 3 (Bip Bippadotta, Green guy, Blue guy and Lavender guy)]

Red

Head

Fed

Bread

Red Red Red

Head Head Head

Fed Fed Fed

Bread Bread Bread

[Verse 3: Bip Bippadotta]

See the red head bein’ fed bread

On his sled made of lead

As he sped to be wed

But he fled instead

Out ahead

Up to Ted in his bed

And he said…

[Outro: Bip Bippadotta Three guys]

Red, Head, Fed, Bread

Small, Ball, Tall, Wall

Fat, Cat, Sat, Hat

And that’s that!

SCAT!

I see Lupin has his reporter/Adventurer hat on… Hijinks are coming!

Yes, somecat has to be on the lookout for more goodies!

In tomorrow’s broadcast, the kitties have tummy trouble and a great deal of regret.

Oh dear, do they not remember the ‘cake’ incident?

Absotively Posilutely OT

This has nothing to do with cats, but it does have a little to do with games (like Jumble).

I have been doing workshops with kids of all ages in libraries and other locales. I have been thinking of doing a “Make Your Own Board Game” workshop, and wonder if any of my Orb Friends have any experience with creating board games, whether for kids or adults. Are there any books or websites I could visit?

Thanks in advance.

I’m loving this arc.

My Olivia, who is seventeen and starting to go senile, would have no interest in extra food. Unless I’m holding it. I’m her senility she has started begging for food like a dog. The thing is, if I give her some, she will not eat it. She’ll just nose it a bit and then return to begging, proving that it isn’t the food she’s interested in, it’s the begging. Or, more succinctly, it’s not the having, it’s the getting.

Goldie and Elvis have forswarn their dignity.

Love the kitties just scooping it up into their mouths!

Joyous congratulations to DD for persevering in her career path and scoring her dream job. My husband used to critique books and the occasional movie for Starlog. He would have jumped to high heaven if he had your opportunities, but that was not his path. Best of luck!!