Close to Home by John McPherson for November 16, 2024

There goes a narwhal! (B-52s)

Thanks John, you reminded me to listen to an old John Prine song.

I have a hunch self-driving cars will always be a work in progress. It’s a good thing we don’t have the flying cars we were promised we’d have by now.

This is like a drive-through aquarium.

Well… you wanted sushi!!

“you have reached your destination”Too many people blindly follow their GPS and actually do this.

From the uncut version of The Spy Who Loved Me.

Turn left at the next reef.

Thought they stopped making the Barracuda years ago…?

When safe make a legal U-turn.

When near a large body of water, NEVER click the ‘shortcut’ option on the GPS.

Bleeb is along for the ride.

Another GREAT one, John!!

at the first reef, turn up.

NOW it decides to recalculate?!!

Could this be the last of the “Recalculating” jokes?

The car always looks like it is backward. Both ends look the same.

might be a bit late for that!

Say hello to Sponge Bob.

Welp that solves the car wash problem…

It’s a four-door seadan.

oops

While you’re there, see if you can find Nemo.

Too cheap to buy the updates, and somebody moved the lake a while ago.

I have both Google Maps and Waze and there were times when they were both wrong but thankfully I was never near water.

According to the GPS, there’s a town around here called Portage.

The shark with no eyes!!

When you use a power saw stop cutting when you see a big knot. When you’re crocheting reread the pattern, their sometimes wrong, when making a recipe taste before serving, when behind the wheel of a car remember you are the driver and look where you’re going.

That ain’t no yellow submarine!

Good thing he be bought the waterproof GPS unit.

Somebody save Bleeb!