The lithium battery inside my underwear makes me nervous. Aside from that, what happens to me if I’m reaching for my wallet and I’ve forgotten to turn off the Watts in You Wallet?
Alas pickpocketing is becoming a lost art. A bash over the head and going through their pockets is SOP these days. The wallet would still work, but one could not gloat as the mugger did the dying cockroach dance.
allen@home 19 days ago
I’d be afraid of that battery blowing up and frying my a$s.
Hello Everyone 19 days ago
“Muggar” is Pirate for “Mugger”…or maybe it’s British English.
HarryLime Premium Member 19 days ago
Who puts their wallet in their hip pocket these days? It’s an awful place and makes sitting uncomfortable.
RLG Premium Member 19 days ago
Better hope there isn’t a shortcut.
rockyridge1977 19 days ago
…….instant rehab and retaliation…….
matzam Premium Member 19 days ago
26 watts means nothing, try giving him 1 amp
paullp Premium Member 19 days ago
The lithium battery inside my underwear makes me nervous. Aside from that, what happens to me if I’m reaching for my wallet and I’ve forgotten to turn off the Watts in You Wallet?
Back to product development.
Munch 19 days ago
He’ll get a charge out of that.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 19 days ago
Resistance is useless!
Another Take 19 days ago
And it will cure overly generous husbands from always saying “Here – I got this…ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!”
ferddo 19 days ago
Sadly, in today’s litigious society, that thief would have the wallet’s owner in court…
mokspr Premium Member 19 days ago
And when your shorts short?
eddi-TBH 19 days ago
Alas pickpocketing is becoming a lost art. A bash over the head and going through their pockets is SOP these days. The wallet would still work, but one could not gloat as the mugger did the dying cockroach dance.
chireef 18 days ago
isn’t there a law about doing that to politicians???
steveconkey2003 18 days ago
Amps not watts are what matter.
AndrewSihler 16 days ago
I prefer the low-tech method of sewing fishhooks into the pocket.