Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 12, 2024

Is that a name of a Hamburger? I don’t recognize it.

SPLAAATT!

Wait till you see his bean ball!

he put a little mustard on it…

Food fight!

Eh??

In CT, not every but many restaurants sell sliders – small hamburgers. I’ve also seen sliders with small chicken patties, but usually it’s hamburgers. They’re cute and you can easily take 1 or 2 home with you. It’s hard to take 1/2 or 1/3 of a regular sized hamburger home.

This will end up in a pickle.

Just keep it over the plate.

“Strike three! Taken down by a beef slider!”

I was in my first white castle maybe 4 decades ago with my then Brother in law. We ordered 16 burgers. ate them all. Very small back then.

During my four year navy hitch in the latter half of the ‘70’s, the ship’s chow line offered a multi-course meal that was never the same two times in a row, and/or a quickie selection the same every meal: fries with either/both hamburgers or hot dogs.

But those selecting the latter option never said “Gimme a hamburger or gimme a hot dog, and the mess deck server never said “*Hamburger* or hot dog?” It was always slider or roller.

The batter’s gonna get some high cheese.

He has his glove in position in case of a drive ball of the petrified Micky-D, er meat.

A “slider” is a ridiculously tiny hamburger. Why the world needed a smaller hamburger, I do not know.

Ye olde saliva ball …!

pretty cheesy of him!

Watch out! It’s got a little MUSTARD on it!

Thank you for the chuckles today, Dave.

On the mound, he’s the burger king.

Kind of a mix between a slider and a spitball!

The other team is ahead by 3 runs,so now they are playing ketchup.