Pickles by Brian Crane for November 14, 2024

My first wife drove me to drinking, some day I’ll get around to thanking her!!!!

Well now we know what he forgot, when he entered a room

He doesn’t want to spoil the mood.

Remember what happened with the brownies who made shoes when they were finally rewarded.

You don’t want to spoil her Earl!

Be happy you still have a wife!

But being an old fart of a codger of a butthead, you haven’t.

Hey Roscoe! Can I interest you in a crayon or two as a treat?

Duuuuuude! Tell her!

I tell my wife “thank you” after every meal she makes… then I do the dishes.

I think she knows, Earl! But telling her out loud would be nice!

Do it before it’s too late. But expect her to be suspicious of your motive.

My first wife and her boyfriend broke me when we divorced. I got the Sony tv ! As Jerry Reed sang, “ She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft”

Better hurry UP…….. you’re not getting any YOUNGER

I said I love you when we got married. If any thing changes I will let you know.

I tell my wife every chance I get. She’s my second wife. She’s also my first wife. Have fun with that.

He tells her that a week after Mom’s Day.

Husband and wife are celebrating their 40th anniversary at the restaurant where he proposed. After a bit she says to him, “Honey, do you realize in all these 40 years you haven’t once told me you love me since our wedding day?” The husband thinks for a second, then replies “Well, if I ever change my mind, you’ll be the first to know,”

Happy National Pickle Day to our favorite Pickles!

Kid, go tell Gramma what Grandpa said…

How’s about now,earl? No time like the present and who knows? The spontenaity of it all just might KILL her! Problem solved…..

I never understood it either … but I am sure heaven is spotless.

Tell Opal your thoughts Earl and then maybe she won’t flip your chair next time

Tell her before it’s too late. I know my father didn’t wait.

All these comments appear to be from men. But from a woman’s perspective, a man who is too emotionally constipated to tell his wife he loves and appreciates her doesn’t deserve her. He’s taking her for granted, and that doesn’t contribute to a healthy relationship.

Attaboy Earl…don’t spoil her!

Earl you’re a louse

Earl is a victim of verbal abuse and doesn’t realize it. Opal is a mean and nasty wife.

Stupid of him not to tell his wife how much she means!