B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 14, 2024

You   ..rang?

…oh, my boomerang won’t come back…

“Well, first you have to throw it!”

Well, since they’re used for hunting this is actually correct.

Mine used to. I found out how painful they can be when it hit my elbow one day. That’s another one of those things that disappeared over the years. I mean my boomerang disappeared, not my elbow.

Hunting boomerangs do not come back.

How do you get rid of a boomerang you don’t want anymore?

The boomerang was invented as a weapon. It’s not supposed to come back unless you miss.

What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick…

I forgot how to throw a boomerang.

But then it came back to me.

I once glued a set of false teeth onto a boomerang…

… that came back to bite me.

What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?A stick.

It’s only supposed to come back when you miss. Now, whether you hit your intended target, well…

So now thems is in Australia eh.

Boomerang = When your parent (grandparent in some cases) calls you on your phone!

He’ll become famous as the first person to experience a boomerang hit. And of course, the 2 guys who launched will become famous as the first fumbling scientists murdered with their experimental weapon.

Jimmy Carr: what do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

Since you’re halfway there, its a boomer.

Looks like it worked???

That’s how they’re supposed to be used. Only come back if they miss.

Funny……

That’ll teach him to wonder out into the boomerang test range

Take it to The Skunk Works to see what they can do.

That’ll come back…to bite you.

woa-oh livin’ on a prayer… (sorry, couldn’t resist.) ;D

whoa oh, livin on a prayer…

It only comes back if it misses the target.

That was the intent of boomerangs, hunting instrument and weapon.

Boo-meringue: Favourite sweet for ghosts.