Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for November 22, 2024

She has already taken her shirt off. If you’re a shark, who’s going to arrest you?

Doesn’t she though

Where does he usually play golf anyhow?

They wouldn’t wear clothes going to the country club, but he’ll put ’em on for the game ? Seems a bit reversed.

He just used “fun” and “golf” in the same sentence.

I caddied at a private club. There was plenty of cursing, throwing clubs, and cheating.

And definitely NOT one beer per hole.

Bet if we looked REALLY closely at his shirt, we’d see a teensy tiny seahorse!

Can I drink beer and pee into the 13th hole?

Megan, that’s the whole idea of golf, even at a Country Club. And besides, you’d be surprised if the club members actually did the things you listed.

I’m sure Sherman will find a way to get thrown out of the club.

I don’t mind golf. It’s golfers I have trouble with.

Good Heavens, they actually got through the evening at the country club without being thrown out! Did Megan have Sherman on tranquilizers?

And no eating the players ahead of you.

He should join a “miniature golf club”; they’re savage. :)

Country clubs suck the fun out of everything. If they had a bowling alley, I suppose they would frown on me using “overhand.”

Actually golf takes all the fun out of golf

lol screaming like Tarzan is fun.

and replace your divots

This is so stupid.

No cursing? Golf is a four letter word to begin with.