Milk gone bad. Mom’s cover story regarding the coming of Sterling and how nothing would ever be the same… she knew…(not to say it would be bad, just different)
Careful Mom. We were walking on a trail through the Florida Everglades when we spotted a large owl sitting on a tree branch directly above the trail. But what we didn’t see was the big pile of owl droppings right in the middle of the trail.
In more than one hundred languages historically spoken in the six inhabited continents, owls are the most frequently cited animal soothsayers. That is to say that they have a very ancient and worldwide reputation for kn(owl)edge of the future. Their appearances and utterances were most commonly cited as bad omens and were usually related to death, ghosts and… fear. Ambiguously, such knowledge, when properly considered, could have the positive effect of forewarning of possible problems. To be forewarned is to prepare for the worst and perhaps prevent it.
angelolady Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Seagull was there when Sterling first arrived.
Ida No about 5 hours ago
But Mom, WHY had the milk gone bad at that very instant? Answer me that, Mom.
SteveHL about 5 hours ago
Great, totally unexpected, last panel.
Ruth Brown about 4 hours ago
Those who don’t understand the auguries don’t deserve an explanation. Talking about Wallace here.
saobadao about 4 hours ago
Milk gone bad. Mom’s cover story regarding the coming of Sterling and how nothing would ever be the same… she knew…(not to say it would be bad, just different)
ellisaana Premium Member about 4 hours ago
That’s a sterling example of dissembling.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 4 hours ago
Yeah, that’s it, the milk….that’s my story and I’m sticking with it.
222jo about 3 hours ago
Haha! Nothing to do with sweet Sterling, no no.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Careful Mom. We were walking on a trail through the Florida Everglades when we spotted a large owl sitting on a tree branch directly above the trail. But what we didn’t see was the big pile of owl droppings right in the middle of the trail.
Pvt. Parts about 1 hour ago
“I sense EVIL in your path… DROP IT and RUN” rough translation “HOOT H-H-H-HOOOOOOOOOOOOT”
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 1 hour ago
In more than one hundred languages historically spoken in the six inhabited continents, owls are the most frequently cited animal soothsayers. That is to say that they have a very ancient and worldwide reputation for kn(owl)edge of the future. Their appearances and utterances were most commonly cited as bad omens and were usually related to death, ghosts and… fear. Ambiguously, such knowledge, when properly considered, could have the positive effect of forewarning of possible problems. To be forewarned is to prepare for the worst and perhaps prevent it.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 1 hour ago
I’ve worked with a LOT of owls; trust me, they are not wise soothsayers..
Darth Stevious 42 minutes ago
It couldn’t have been a portent of doom about Sterling?
akachman Premium Member 29 minutes ago
Yeah, no. It wasn’t the milk…Sterling, maybe???