Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 23, 2024

A chicken and an egg are in bed, enjoying a post-coital cigarette… and the chicken says, “Well… I guess that answers that old question”.

That turkey is so full of himself!!!

Hotter. Much hotter.

My wife and I live on a small lake. In the spring we have geese. They sometimes make a racket. I don’t know if they are fighting over nesting places or trying to produce goslings. I can tell when she comes out from behind the bushes smoking a cigarette.

An egg shows up covered in lipstick and with a big grin. It’s friends say “Looks like somebody got laid last night”.

This must have involved a lot of stuffing!

And you gots dinner too.

It was hot … Do you feel stuffed like I do? … I feel like I lost my head.

I tried to come up with an Alice Cooper joke but my creativity died.

What happened to the giblets and gizzards?

SMOKIN!!!!!!

Your goose is cooked if that’s not your wife

That bird is well done.

DIRTY BIRD!

Gobbler’s knob.

That’s a good tip for those who have high energy bills this winter

The roasted turkey is the wrong way on the bed, looks like.

Which came first? The rooster.

There’s just something wrong with this…

Now we’re cookin!

The BDSM version is a trussed, deep-fried bird.

Le petite mort.

disgusting

Have fun explaining this one to the kids…

Necrophilia !!!!!!!