That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 06, 2024

/// Here’s a Card Player Showing His Hand.

For a clearer display they are fanned.

In mid-game, this was bold.

All opponents now fold.

(How to play he does not understand.)

Look at this – I’ll be able to afford another bottle!

“I just flew in from Bruges, and boy are my arms tired!”

“I just won this fancy lamp with these cards.”

“Tanzanite Jim Brady”

What the eff happened to the other 3 cards?

A word of advice, don’t show your hand until everybody’s called.

TRUMP!

Please, guys… Don’t take it on me. There are only 2 hours left on the show. What could have I do when “The amazing Fantastico, the incredible Miss Sexytights and their 20 snow-tigers Show” was already booked for the next 2 years? They said his cousin was immediately available and much cheaper too..

His smile quickly disappeared when he saw that one of the other players had a straight flush.

Never mind cards; he could hide the dealer up those sleeves.

Look, with this hand I won this wonderful….wait, what is this thing?!

They are still crying about the election results.

Make up your mind: do you want to be a real comedian or stay a straight man?

“Pick a card, any… NOT THAT ONE!”

A one eyed jack and a king with a axe!

Always check for what is up his loose sleeves before playing for money.

Lucky Louie is dealt a fizbin.

Card player showing his hand: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string Rombouts, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3406 (November 6, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.

♪♪ “Ya gotta know when to hold ’em, and know when to fold ’em ….” ♫

I win, now take off your pants.

While my Liberal friends were asleep/

This proud land elected a creep/

He’s a rapist- but, hey-/

I’ve nothing to say:/

You tried- now just “Read ‘em and weep !”/

Now that is a p-p-p-poker face.

For tomorrow:

“Spotted Dick ? Yes Sir ! The house specialty! All the male waiters have ‘em !”