Pickles by Brian Crane for November 21, 2024

Thats what his momma always told him.

He just wants his gum back.

Time to find him a different treat…

Freezer Pickles anyone?

Don’t tell grampa!?

Her pants might fit. The chair.. maybe the cushion cover comes off.

Opal asks Nelson, what did we learn from this, Nelson replies, look before we sit!

Hey, it worked for the underwear!

This is why God made ice cubes! Or whatever brand of refrigerator/freezer is popular that has an ice maker (maybe they all do?).

You can put your buns in the freezer and thaw them out and warm them up later and your buns will be just fine.

Grandma needs to take the gum away from Nelson.

Or take a pic. That’s what anyone else would do.

I saw this one coming!

An ice cube will do the trick.

Good excuse to get new pants and sofa.

I’m not sure I want to be around when she takes them off.

Yeeeah……… good answer pip squeek

Yep time for Opal to freeze her butt off.

the pants I can understand, but how is she suppose to fit the chair in the freezer? :\

We? Does she also have a mouse in her pocket.

When kids were young Legos pieces would be left on floor. I don’t know how many times I’ve stepped on them in night. They hurt!

Well, the bubblegum spot on the back of her pants matches her bunny slippers.. Maybe Nelson is trying to give Opal a new fashion statement.

Mobil… Ice Cube

Nelson, it wasn’t nice to put your gum on the chair and let Grandma sit on it.

cha-ching, …or Bazinga!

Good answer Nelson…….

At what point do you quit giving the kid gum?

Pants off, hide both under the overturned cushion. Project Management made simple.

No chewing gum in the house until Nelson is at least 30.

It might take two people working together to stuff her pants in the freezer.

He learned from one of the best!

That looks like a lot of gum.

Occasionally works. Best to not depend on it.

Stop letting the little twerp have gum – problem solved. Gum chewing is a useless habit that makes people look like cows chewing their cud – why is it encouraged?

This is exactly the reason I banned gum from my kids and my house. In their 40’s now, and still not gum chewers.

Shades of The Cat in the Hat Comes Back.

Don’t know her britches will fit in the freezer.

Pants yes, chair no.

You’re a strange little boy, Nelson.

The freezer isn’t big enough for her pants!