Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 22, 2024

At the watering hole.

The plant must be the designated driver.

“When I ask the plant if she wants to go home with me, you can stop giving me bourbons.”

I guess he doesn’t want to get her drunk. Again.

“And water you having?”

Cheap date.

Is that a bar rag or a dead squirrel?

There to grow-off some steam.

Top shelf branch water, please.

“You better watch what you say. I think my friend is a plant.”

He should buy some oil for his friend. Isn’t the saying “grease my palm”?

At last he found somebody to talk to

“Nice to meet you, Fern!”

Double, on the rocks, please.

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer.

His friend is more in to pot.

Good listeners.

“On the rocks. Both.”

I like being the plant when somebody’s pouring their woes to me, it’s when they ask for my opinion that my brain goes into panic mode because I may not hold back and I don’t like walking on eggshells.

Yes, no alcohol as he’s already potted.