B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 20, 2024

He’s gonna need a bigger javelin

Picture this , Hunting the Backwoods of Maine and you just bag yourself a 1200 lb. Moose . Miles and mile from your truck , now what do you do ?

When is your next psych evaluation????

When is bazooka season?

Wonder what the big dinosaur was doing behind the small bush

Every four years, at the Olympics.

… or … You’re gonna need a bigger bow … and arrow.

And its arms are too short to use the toilet paper.

I’d wait for catapult or trebuchet season. Surprisingly, no one ever created repeating versions of those weapons, in case the first shot misses.

I’d wait for modern gun season. It’s just two weeks and 10,000 years from now.

They stopped making them in 1974.

What?

Never mind.

Right after the dinosaur’s lunch.

I want harpoon cannon or punt gun season.

not soon enough… :\

Asked the right guy….do not want to get a violation!!!!

Why everyones is knows it really duck season.

That huge dinosaur is a great contortionist to be able to hide behind that small bush without being seen!!

Best wait until elephant rifle season.

Just before the community BBQ after Howitzer Season.

Maybe waving fire & stampede him into a group of pikes embedded in the ground would be a better hunting technique?

Time to skip to tactical field weapons.

Sorry, all Javelin, TOW 2, and Metis-M1, were sent to Ukraine last year.

I remember a classic when the Fat Broad (as she was known at the time) slapped a dinosaur hard in the face. When is her season?

He’d have better luck trying to run him off a cliff

After Amazon sends you your atlatl order.

This is why poison arrows were invented.