I always said that I’d never get a tattoo, in part because my Father regretted getting one when he was in the Army. However, I now have half-a-dozen. OK, they are just small dots used to position me accurately for radiotherapy, but I do have them…
It’s hilarious when someone gets a tattoo in another language and it’s completely wrong. For example, this young lady wanted to surprise her boyfriend with a tattoo that reads “I love you”. Instead, it reads “Babylon is one of the world’s leading dictionary and translation programs" in Chinese. Supposedly a true story.
People pay to have those tats put on with intricate designs and lots of color. With in a few years they have faded out into to this gray – green blob. Oh Well, its your money and your body.
There was this gent that used to frequent my usual bar when I was stationed in Japan. He claimed that he had “your name” tattooed on his butt. He said he did it for some easy money by winning those bets.
I always remember Frazz’s comment when asked if he would ever get a tattoo: “I get bored with the calendar art before the end of the month.”
On a related note: I always like the old Andy strip where he greeted a friend, “Hi, Moth.” Flo asked where he got the nickname. Andy said “He panicked and ran out of the shop in the middle of his tattoo.”
“Born to Grill” would have been perfect for one of our neighbors in South Bend. He loved to grill and most summer days, he did. Never was generous enough to invite me over, though.
seanfear about 1 month ago
still good if you ask me!!
ronaldspence about 1 month ago
Popular at cook outs!
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Could have been worse—like PORN to thrill!
The Duke about 1 month ago
And it’s not a good idea to BBQ without your shirt.
Imagine about 1 month ago
How thrilling…
Izzy Moreno about 1 month ago
Seems he got a better tattoo than he bargained for.
Grilling’s what’s all about. Grill’s a thrill.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
I have not said cripes in like forever in a converation, I have to get out more.
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
Born to shrill.
(When he saw it. Of course).
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
Or born to spill.
Gizmo Cat about 1 month ago
One of the many reasons I would never let anyone tattoo a text on my body.
Steve_The_Beard about 1 month ago
I always said that I’d never get a tattoo, in part because my Father regretted getting one when he was in the Army. However, I now have half-a-dozen. OK, they are just small dots used to position me accurately for radiotherapy, but I do have them…
The Orange Mailman about 1 month ago
Same thing for a lot of guys his age.
Egrayjames about 1 month ago
I’d go back tot he tattooist and have him add ’’You Baby!"
51 Champion about 1 month ago
It’s hilarious when someone gets a tattoo in another language and it’s completely wrong. For example, this young lady wanted to surprise her boyfriend with a tattoo that reads “I love you”. Instead, it reads “Babylon is one of the world’s leading dictionary and translation programs" in Chinese. Supposedly a true story.
CorkLock about 1 month ago
Why would any sane person get a tattoo? You look bad enough in old age wrinkles and age spots and sagging features.
GentlemanBill about 1 month ago
Looking at the haircut, “Grill” is pushing it…
Bruce1253 about 1 month ago
People pay to have those tats put on with intricate designs and lots of color. With in a few years they have faded out into to this gray – green blob. Oh Well, its your money and your body.
Alicelth Premium Member about 1 month ago
Seeing people with tattoos always makes me sad. I know it’s a person’s right to get one or more but I think people look better without them.
timbob2313 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I have seen that phrase on aprons and t-shirts and some 30 years ago saw it as a tattoo on a friend who loved to cook on his grill
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
The one on his chest says “No Regerts” Dilly! Dilly!
Chris about 1 month ago
that might actually be an improvement… might as well live up to the name of that tattoo you got grill boy. :D
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Better than BOrn TO KILL
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 1 month ago
Methinks you weren’t born to do either of those things, bow tie guy.
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
There was this gent that used to frequent my usual bar when I was stationed in Japan. He claimed that he had “your name” tattooed on his butt. He said he did it for some easy money by winning those bets.
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 month ago
I always liked putting those fancy toothpicks into my sandwiches, mine says born to frill.
ladykat about 1 month ago
LOL!
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Wait………WHO’S the fool here ?
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Could be worse……born to krill, to drill, prill, ….
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
And that amuses Andy……
Burbank about 1 month ago
Great googly moogly
That Wichita Guy! about 1 month ago
Soo, what’s your BEEF, then?
DKHenderson about 1 month ago
I always remember Frazz’s comment when asked if he would ever get a tattoo: “I get bored with the calendar art before the end of the month.”
On a related note: I always like the old Andy strip where he greeted a friend, “Hi, Moth.” Flo asked where he got the nickname. Andy said “He panicked and ran out of the shop in the middle of his tattoo.”
stamps about 1 month ago
Luckily it wasn’t “porn to thrill”.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
I’m sure he’ll have his regerts.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
I guess Tony had something else on his mind when he did that.
bookworm0812 about 1 month ago
“Born to Grill” would have been perfect for one of our neighbors in South Bend. He loved to grill and most summer days, he did. Never was generous enough to invite me over, though.
Khatkhattu Premium Member about 1 month ago
If the tattoo recipient’s name is Lawrence, he needs one on the front that says, “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”
tad1 about 1 month ago
That’s not so bad if he likes to barbecue.
jrankin1959 about 1 month ago
Keep it, and emigrate to Texas – you’ll fit right in.
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
Always you spell check when it comes to ink, one letter can make a huge difference.
William Timm about 1 month ago
There are many of us that would be happy with BORN TO GRILL
Smeagol about 1 month ago
Born to be Mild – Rita Rudner.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
“Born To Be Mild” It’s a temporary tattoo, of course.