Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 21, 2024

She’s out buying “{P}avé” diamonds.

I had no idea that Maria could be reduced to equations.

For a long time, I kept reading it as “solve .. Malaria.” I couldn’t think of what tie there was between malaria and The Sound of Music.

Maria is actually the code name for a nuclear bomb.

Maria was Nun the Wiser.

Eh? Un dos tres, she the best mathemateecian Maria?

Ehh, just another Sister Act.