The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 21, 2024

Fancy joke.

Rash comments

It’s true! It’s true! (Blazing Saddles again. Sorry). Use Mometasone, Brutus.

It’s no joke. It’s probably fact.

A stand-up comedian is born. But he just uses old jokes.

I love the Dr’s name!

Yes . . Brutus is just helping the Doc pay for that and his golf cart, Airplane & vacations..

Which is older, that joke, or the magazines in his doctor’s waiting room?

That Doc is a quack. He need’s to see one that bought his Mercedes Benz cash but financed his yacht.

Looks like we’re seeing a rash of these jokes this week.

“Ha, ha! … Heh, heh …”

that’ll be $250 for the staff call…

You’re not laughing Brutus .

since it came back along with the money, maybe when he goes back and it actually clears perhaps the rash will be all cleared off too. ;)

Grandma said that covering a rash with wet EEL skin or FROG skin or keep wet by dabbing with blood of a black rooster gets rid of a rash. I think it would make you puke everything inside of you out and clear up your system. Retched home remedy medicine or pure quackery. Want my black rooster Brutus? You can always have chicken and pastry later.

He’s not joking

Making that comment was certainly a rash decision

Brutus, he’s just giving you a placebo so you have to keep coming back.Could be worse, could be that woman back in the late 90s/early 2000s whose mechanic had her car for years and was charging her several hundred a month to work on her car. The car wasn’t worth anything near what he charged her before her son found out.

I know a nurse who once worked for an allergist who said it was a great branch of medicine ‘we don’t kill them, we don’t cure them’.

It’s not really funny.

Time to find new dermatologist Brutus.

Another funny guy. Must not be that good a doctor as it should have been paid off by now ……

real funny — not

Maybe Dr Stoner could help with kidney stones and gall stones.

With what he charges it should have been paid off already.

With a name like Dr. Stoner I’m certain he has the best drugs to make you forget about the recurring rash

It’s best not to communicate those “jokes“ to patients. But he can keep milking it and add a boat to his Mercedes.

Tell your doctor to try buying American. He won’t feel as bad.

An ancient skin specialist said much the same about his field. They don’t die. They don’t get well. It’s perfect.

Ha Ha?! I’ll expect quick payment on the bill I’m sending you for the two hours I wasted sitting in your waiting room and the half hour I sat in the exam room waiting for a doctor. And btw I don’t accept checks or credit cards, cash on the barrel head.

when my wife told him that she’d dropped and broken her favorite coffee cup the pottery shop owner replied, i’d never be able to stay in business if you didn’t break things once in a while… ☺

Dermatology: If it’s wet, put something dry on it. If it’s dry, put something wet on it. (old joke)

In the news a day or two ago (WSJ, I think). dermatology is a great specialty: Few late-night emergencies, not too messy, short work hours, pays well.

He keeps making jokes like that, he’s gonna lose his job and he’s gonna have a pretty difficult time making Mercedes payments.

To be more and more common in that hthird world sh!t hole to the south without national health/single payer after Dr Oz finishes gutting Medicare and destroying Medicaid

My college roommate, who had a chronic rash, used to say that dermatologists had it made. Their patients died; they never got well.