Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 11, 2024

Protect your wallet , Chuck and don’t ask Lucy for advice.

Hey, works for Heathcliff.

You’ll be safely encapsulated in these strips forever, CB.

At the very least, invest in a sports cup.

Perhaps body armor would be a wiser investment.

Helmet and steel-toed boots.

Worked for BD for a long time.

What a stupid idea. I could have thought that myself

I’d have gone with an athletic cup, myself…

Life gets more complicated, that’s for sure!

Extra large helmet at that.

Don’t vote in any elections. You’ll have peace, and not second-guess yourself….

And a phone…….. DO NOT GET A CELL PHONE !!!! Life would be so much easier without them, or “social” media. Yeah, don’t do that, either.

Try looking for a better counselor.

Or a suit or armor.

Just stay away from people. That’s why we have pets. Can you say “Snoopy” ?

Sound advice. A big melon is a big target.

Now $1.75 thanks to Bidenomics inflation and only four words of useless advice.

HA! That advice is not worth a nickel. It’s not even worth a half of penny!

OH NO!!! Instead of running a 1977 Peanuts strip we get for newspapers and gocomics a 1970 strip – this time from December 28, 1970 previously rerun in 2004 and 2017! Maybe this is shutting out a POLITICALLY INCORRECT 1977 Peanuts strip? I bet it’s not one of the 1977 Beethoven’s Birthday related strips or the week long arc involving Snoopy’s sandwich prior to Christmas! I hope 1977 resumes tomorrow if not replaced by another 1970 strip!!!

I had a math teacher in high school that always said (with a big smile on his face), “Smile, it gets worse.”

Hockey pads wouldn’t be a bad investment, either, Charlie ! ! !

A set of hockey pads wouldn’t hurt, Charlie, either, cause life likes to get in some ‘low blows’ ! ! ! !

Being an adult is not all its cracked up to be.

Lucy gives crabs a bad name.

I wanted to dislike her advice, but it’s not a bad idea, ha

Well what do you expect Lucy to advise, she doesn’t know anything about wearing a cup.

Sound advice. And watch out going down those basement steps!

A helmet epically when she the pulls away the football.

The bad news is, you’re right, it won’t.

The good news is, you’re likely to become stronger and better suited to rise to its challenges.

TRUE THAT!!! – when you hit your head against the wall in frustration it protects your forehead from the crevasses in the bricks.

Apple TV+ still owns the rights to “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” so you won’t find it on network TV this year. However, Apple TV+ will allow nonsubscribers to watch “A Charlie Brown Christmas” for free Dec. 14 and Dec. 15.

As helpful as a screen door on a submarine.

Anybody have any idea why they just skipped back 7 years to 1970? I think they have been consistently working through 1977 for the past year, and before that 1976.

I’ve got my helmet on, / Nothing can do me wrong…

youtube.Com/watch?v=SopKJlMvNkk

I wear a size 12 helmet.Please mail immediately

I’ve worn many helmets… didn’t help.

Yeah, it’s the football all over again, ouch ! ;-)

Tin foil hats work great.

Good thing you are a comic strip character. You get to stay eternally young.

I wonder what Lucy spent all that accumulated money on?

LOL :)

But you never grow old Chuck!

Practical, but not entirely useful advice.

Lucy gives rotten adviçe