Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 05, 2024

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    sevaar777  about 1 month ago

    Lots and lots of sugar, artificial food coloring, and an endless menu of ultra and grossly over processed food. Yep, that’s the ticket. Of course there is a price to be paid with poor health and disease in the years ahead, but be thankful our FDA doesn’t ban questionable ingredients and use science based health research thoroughly like those European nanny states.

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    Zykoic  about 1 month ago

    Bhahahaha!

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    hfergus Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Her kids are on….. Youth. And sugar.

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    KimmiesAndrews  about 1 month ago

    Oh, I remember those days when my children were like that. I miss it.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Too late. You’ve got . . . hormones from a mature and developed endocrine system.

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Ah, yes. Youth is wasted on the young. They just don’t appreciate it as much as those who have lost it.

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    This is why gifts never got put out until Christmas Eve when there were small children around.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 1 month ago

    They found the box of Five Hour Energy in the garage.

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    JHL1  about 1 month ago

    One bottle of youth please

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    sandpiper  about 1 month ago

    You are too old. The memory might still be good but your adult self just can’t let loose in the same way.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member about 1 month ago

    You can’t bottle youth.

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    mistercatworks  about 1 month ago

    “They made ‘Christmas Coffee’ when they got up at 5:00 a.m.”

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    What they are on is all natural.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    ha! used ta love shaking the presents and guess what it might be!… (always knew which ones were clothes, tho… the boxes were kinda flat, and the tag usually said “From Santa”… lol!)

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