Glima is practiced in many local taverns especially on early Saturday mornings about 1:45 AM. Often mistaken for “Barphighting”, a similar Slavic form of wrestling.
After several unpleasant experiences, one night, in total darkness, Gramps opened the cabin door and said, “You see, children? Pesky mosquitoes are attracted to light! Now, we’re safe.”
BUT soon as they entered the cabin and the door was shut, Jason noticed a handful of tiny blinking lights (fireflies).
He screamed, “OMG! Gramps! They’re back and this time they have flashlights!!”
Calvin for Dog catcher ! about 4 hours ago
I wonder if we could use that to clone a very drunk dinosaur ?
Zykoic about 2 hours ago
Glima is practiced in many local taverns especially on early Saturday mornings about 1:45 AM. Often mistaken for “Barphighting”, a similar Slavic form of wrestling.
Pickled Pete about 2 hours ago
Those DANG mosquitoes!!!
After several unpleasant experiences, one night, in total darkness, Gramps opened the cabin door and said, “You see, children? Pesky mosquitoes are attracted to light! Now, we’re safe.”
BUT soon as they entered the cabin and the door was shut, Jason noticed a handful of tiny blinking lights (fireflies).
He screamed, “OMG! Gramps! They’re back and this time they have flashlights!!”kendavis09 about 1 hour ago
The mosquito was finally released and he only bit drunk people after that.
Gent about 1 hour ago
So dangnabbits mosquito is enjoying dreenking since 1986 eh.