Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2024

One of my favorite jokes: Some soldiers were having drill practice when two streakers ran right by them. One was tackled by the sergeant, and the other was grabbed by the privates.

Going whole hog!

Pastis is always pushing the envelope!!!

Good one!

You don’t always hear what you think you hear!

And this is why Pearls Before Swine has become my favourite cartoon.

Yes, well, you DID sit next to the annoying idiot with his phone on speaker

Good one Mr. Pastis.

You don’t often see dirtier privates than that. Is that mold?

Just the comic to see BEFORE I eat my breakfast.

Talk about out of context.

This is the reason why it is better to hear the whole story and not just parts of the story ;-)

Panel Five is Rat bashing Stephan over the head with a pipe.

Maybe Pigita will reciprocate.

Chef: Hello, may I have the police?

Boring.

Roman Roy?

Now that’s something that a lot of people are prone to taking out of context.

Poor pig, constantly misunderstood.

Two private balconies; fancy!

The relationship with Pigita is going better than usual.

Context…

Where’s Rat and his bat when you need him?

Impressive? Yes. Bigger than she thought they were

Too funny!

What is a double entendre?

The comics censor over slept…..

Why is there never ANY food on the plates in this restaurant?

most always get a good laugh here

Finally, A+ But, did he do anything about his mud wallow … lace curtains, maybe?

Once again, I’ll recall the days comics were meant for children!

More material for Perjury Taylor Greene.

That‘s just wrong.

It was once forbidden to make a “raspberry” sound in the movies.

WC Fields got around it by having a fruit peddler with a squeaky wheel on his cart yell “raspberries”!

I’d like to change seats because he’s having a conversation with the speaker on in a crowded public area.

Is pig showing her the bacon? Is it wrong that I like pictures of bacon also?

Context is everything.

I’m gonna put my husband’s ashes into a Build-A-Bear so he will always be with me; and I’ll finally have the last word in when talking to the bear.

I was always a little iffy about this toon, but then it seemed to be OK. NOw, with everyone having received permission to be their worst selves, it may be realizing my mistrust. Too bad. Please, Mr. Pastis, resist the rush to the bottom.

Those one-sided convos will get ya every time — LOLOL

Can’t tell, let me get my magnifying glass to see if I can find anything.

The problem with mobile phones in public.

Yes, spill chick dent ketch itch.