Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 11, 2024

Was he “forced” out?

Just wait ’til the D3 models come out.

Planned obsolescence… even in a galaxy far, far away.

Wow. He really is down. Shots with his beer.

It’s not true. He never really had that gig.

I used to look forward to the Fall when new car models would arrive. The first Ford Mustang appeared on my street in 1964 … I was 19 and definitely in love with it!

(Later that night…) “Help me Jack Daniels…you’re my only hope.”

And his protocol droid counterpart 4Q2

Should probably be drinking a cosmo.

“Man, you’re ugly!”

“Ya, well you R2!”

He takes his beer Luke warm.

At least he speaks coherently now

I always wondered, since R2D2 was Anakin’s droid, did he know Darth Vader was Anakin Skywalker? I think he should have, fighting styles with or without a weapon are distinct.

He did have a good whistle, though.

Now he’s lucky he can land a job as an ATM.