Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 07, 2024

It’s an old ninja trick.

No you don’t realize or no you don’t do it?

That’s because she’s always snapping his head off.

A turtle’s actual defense system rarely includes caramel, chocolate and pecans.

Love Ralph’s comment.

There have been times when I really wished I could do that!

I wonder what it would be like if there was a turtle instead of a knight or an elephant in chess?

Excellent!

… and you deny it every time!

… no I don’t

This is going to turn into “Whack a turtle”

Turtles on a half shell!

He’s watching recaps of the game in there.

Yes, you do, and it’s very aggravating!

Do what?

Turtles, not sea-ing eye to eye.

This too shell pass.

Turn off the lights. The party’s over.

That’s because you look like you’re ready to snap my head off….

“Why do ya do me like you do, do, do? Why do you do me like you dooo …?”

Guess that’s a good way to let hate/negativity go over your head.

You mean, not only ostriches and politicians do that?

This isn’t an argument, it’s just contradiction.

“Behold the turtle who only makes progress when he sticks his neck out.” Unknown…

He’s just a shell of his former self!

Is his name “Shelly”? Or maybe “Retort”…

The old shell game.

Looks like a lot of people I know, Run away Run away ! ;-)