Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 22, 2024

It’s a protein drink!

Speaking of which, how is cream cheese on hot dogs a thing?!

ExTra FlaVorFul!

Will have to try that with instant coffee too …!

( Nope )

Today’s “Tubular Meat-Bells” Senryū du Jour:

Limp Bizkit tunes up

with Sem-Lem’s Sparkling Water

and Grampa Joe’s pop.

…and now, how to make a rich, meaty bouillabaisse les nouveaux pauvres way…

Yum, very Nitritious!

Mmmmm… wiener flavor.

Powerful enough to blow a man’s head clean off…….

If that’s the case, would it be ok to add relish, catsup, and green onions?

11 grams of protein per serving.

Did Aunt Caroline lose the rest of her head?

Part of this Complete Breakfast®.

i’ll observe ;*)

Just a hint of umami.

Sounds kind of like a Mole’ beverage. Don’t knock it ‘till you try it. Holy Mole’!

Today’s Suddenly Relocated Back-up Senryū du Jour:

Guess I lost my head.

Clearly, this stuff blew my mind.

Find ’em? — Read my lips.

Maybe poach an egg before making the cocoa.

So, this is who you are now: a vile beverage that goes “Mmm…”

This unlocked a core memory for me. There was a brief period of time when I was in a room with no money, but had a working electric coffee maker. I improvised many meals, including coffee maker hot dogs and taco bell hot sauce toast. I literally smelled this comic in a strange nostalgic sort of way.

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