Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 02, 2024

Corporals get table service?

Uh, cafeterias don’t have servers. That’s why they’re called cafeterias.

Point at something. Cat will look at your finger. If you’re lucky.

Just use a laser to shine a red dot on the Corporal’s food. It won’t make him eat it, but at least he’ll look at it.

But I ate that yesterday and I’m bored with it.

And this was where he scratch and bite his feenger.

It’s your job to prepare the food. If he doesn’t eat it, that’s his choice.

The Corporal Mittens ones are always a LOL one. More Corporal Mittens please.

Oh my gosh yes.

I had a cat years ago that actually was that ditsy.

Funny – just went through this routine with my cat this AM.

You need to be nice to Corporal Mittens or he might bring in his Earth relatives for dinner! You know cousin Tiger, auntie Leopard, and his nephew the Snow Leopard. Also we don’t want to forget old uncle Lion. They are all hungry!

Use a laser pointer

He’ll eat it eventually but then barf it up.

“Where’s my snake?”

Waitaminnit, what? He hasn’t knocked it off the table yet? Corporal Mittens, you’re slipping!

I’m surprised he didn’t “Look down, it’s right there on the floor”.

That food is different from what he is supposed to get every day!

I tap the floor where the dropped food is to get the fog to look down at it.

Take come of it and rub it on his nose.