Cornered by Mike Baldwin for December 20, 2024

“Bathroom banter.”

How elegant.

Fat chance of getting seated

In the men’s loo – ‘Standing room only’

There just two kind of peoples in this world me friend. The ones who sits and the ones who stands.

2 PER STOOL!

Sorry ladies, it’s a one-seater!…

… but we’re adding a sidecar soon!

Many woke beliefs violated here. I’m calling the Associated Press and Pravda.

…or find another restroom…

The men’s room says standing room only.

Would you like a window seat?

Is there such a thing as Valet Seating?

Be sure that you are completely seated before beginning

Men’s room: “We aim to please, you aim too, please!”

Your server will provide you with additional lengths of toilet paper as needed. If you want help wiping, it’s suggested that you tip in advance.

……those lines are usually a little longer!!!!

This reminds me of being in France….there must have been over 20 women in line at the Lourve….they charge for the use…I didn’t have any cash on me let alone French money so I told the patron it was an emergency. So she let me ahead of the line for free…

Ha! Free to pee! ☺️☺️☺️

Mind your pees and queues.

Ever see the restrooms labeled Ladies and Mens? Irks the excrement out of me!

They should wear pants and go to the Mens.

Great one, Mike!