Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 06, 2024

LOOK! A jerk in an ugly coat. And is that a combover you have there Brad?

That guy… and that Doctor? Are… they together?

Hissss…..Booooo….

I wouldn’t exactly put a lot of value on the opinion of That Guy Brad.

Assuming, of course, that I even know his name, much less his character.

Which I do not.

But, I can’t help hearing an occasion snippet or two, and, quite by accident, of course, I might catch a glimpse of a worthless soap opera on a useless channel.

The door on the Grumbling Room does not, for some most certainly unknown reason close all the way, so we can’t help but . . .

Well, this has been mentioned before.

Oh, look, it’s Dr. Malpractice and That Cad, Brad.

Oh look! Cats who can’t scan! Pretty sad for a doctor, right, Mittens?

I think the candy cane striped tree is my favorite in today’s crop.

What Brad says in panel 4 reminds me of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”, specifically the line, “A partridge in a pear tree.”

I love the expression on Father O’Kittery’s face in the last panel.

But what is the round circle with the dotted heart in the first panel?

Those mouthy jerks would tempt me to throw snowballs at them (with a rocky center).

In the first panel, Kit appears to be moving the pear tree. Also, I wonder if Father O’Kittery is drinking cat coffee or cat tea out of that cup with the lid on it.

I discovered that there is a Breaking Cat News Wiki page. It has a subpage for Our IX Lives as well. A who’s who of the show all the cool cats, except Elvis, love. Lots of help to figure out the characters.

[bro] I thought brad (the jackaaa) went to jail in a Christmas special wait he prolly finished his sentence

Nov 15, 2021 starts the “Kit in Jail” arc. Nov 18th is where Snowball confesses to Brad that he framed Kit and smuggle the catnip himself and Nov 20th a telekenetic kitten proved to Kit’s brother, the cop that Snowball was guilty but Snowball ran away in his new little boots.

We know you didn’t steal, Kit. And that’s all that matters!

I’m worried TGB and Dr. Mittens (that name cracks me up!) are setting up Kit Chase again. Remember we saw them carrying a bag of “Kibble(?)” into the tree lot.

Is anybody else suddenly locked out of Patreon today???? It’s not because I haven’t paid my bill, my paydate is not until tomorrow.

Father O’Kittery reminds me of Baba Mouse. I think they’re related.

Father O’Kittery, love it!!!

I love the green snowflakes!

isn’t it thoughtful of the guy you want to strangle to show up wearing a scarf? }:-)

Grumble here

PSA….Threadless (see t-shirt link below) has a bunch of new BCN designs and a sale that goes thru the 9th.

Smudge, Mouse, Imp and Thor have advised me that they object strenuously to Dr. Mittens, as they feel he gives a bad name to black cats everywhere. As for That Guy Brad and Snowflake, they simply give a bad name to cats.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the oPyramid Library

Obadiah Opossum: Thanks for your help with organizing the scrolls, Bea.

Beatrixia: It’s my pleasure, Obie. Especially since these may be original scrolls from the Library at Meowlexandria.

Obie: These are treasures even more precious than Fe-Anaro’s jewels.

Bea: But unlike the renowned elf’s jewels, they are not indestructible. That’s why I’m glad we have special protection.

Obie: Much as I hate to say it, I don’t trust that Snowfall Braggart as far as I can throw one of Elvis’s shelves. Well, speak of the jackal.

Snowfall Braggart: What a magnificent library! Containing the wisdom of the ages!

Bea: And we have it well guarded.

Snowfall: No doubt, no doubt. Still, many are away this time of year. I understand the Royal Procurers are at Punn State chairing their annual seminar. Now just suppose I were to take a scroll like this. Oof.

Bea: Have you met my ferret friends? Dooky and the Basic Ball team?

Dooky: I’m the manager of the Basic Ball team. Next up…

Tinker: I’m Tinker, and here is…

Evers: I’m Evers, and meet…

Chance: I’m chance.

All: And we love to play winter ball.

I bet Dr. Mittens works as a one of those “physician advisors” for “the medical insurance industry” and denies coverage for medically necessary, life-saving procedures. I mean, just look at that sneering face with all those teeth.

Hey- cut out the name calling!I bet you two have had a bit to much of the ol ’nip and missed the cat box!

Oh look, some jerk kitties for us to all unanimously dislike.

Of for crying out loud. A take off on Bing Crosby now. This is not only getting ridiculous, but is a blasphemy against two of the greatest movies of all time, Going My Way and Bells of St. Mary’s. Between them they received 8 Oscars and 9 Oscar nominations.

I realize that the Lifetime and Hallmark channels and their feline counter parts are rip off channels, but have some respect. At least rip off some cheap, sleazy second rate movie.

How does one go about tending to an artificial tree farm?

That’s jailcat, thank you!

Biting my tongue, which is directly connected to my 100 wpm typing in all caps fingers. Orbsters, have a wonderful weekend full of Christmas parades, candy canes, and mugs of hot cocoa, tea, or coffee! There’s a world of choices out there…

OT:More missing packages.

Of course Kit was framed!

And it’s been legalized since, but the stigma, OH, THE STIGMA!

Off-Topic, but Cat-related

Such a change in Kit between the first and last panels. Quite sad.

That Guy Brad is a real brat. No one should ever give him a second chance.

Well Brad, it takes on to know one.

I wonder if there will ever be any ghost cats on O9L?

What we need here is the FBI: Feline Bureau of Investigation.

Bad cats. Gatos malos.

O.T. – TampaFanatic

Sis: It was Snowball Taggart that was the smuggler! But Brad still doesn’t know that… Wonder when he’ll find out Snowball’s poor now

It’s never wise to bash the humble in front of the parish priest.