The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 09, 2024

The way they fly with heads up, a sudden stop would cause chest-to-rear bumping, not the stabbing.

As I recall, I think last time they hit the Schmit house.

Don’t look up when they fly by! – Tom Lehrer

Where are the rubber reindeer buggy bumpers when you need them?

Wait until they get irked at Santa and eat beans!

looks like he was able to stop the sled

No antler on sleigh.

This job is a pain in my as s.

If you’re not the lead reindeer, the view never changes

If your not the lead deer, the view never changes!

Maintain proper following distance to avoid rear end collisions.

OW!

They had to stop, there was a red light.

And no butt sniffing!

But how will the reindeer know when to “drop the payload” without looking down?

I’d say they’ve learned that lesson. Must be a rookie team.

Lead, Follow or grab on to the chimney.

Ouch.

Q: Who can run as fast as Rudolph but cannot stop as fast? A: Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer.

Don’t call them “tiny” reindeer or Santa puts you on the “naughty” list—AND you get impaled!

Talking about kissing @ss…..LMAO

Ba rump ba bump bump…

Way too horny. They should mate and drop their antlers before this particular night.

So the buck should not stop here, so suddenly.

The worst injury is Santa’s sprained neck.

That’s some heads up advice.

Think about those antlers, y’all.

Reminds me of Randolph, the brown nosed reindeer. Just behind Rudolph in the team. Ran just as fast, but couldn’t stop as quickly.

The only time it’s good to be in the rear.

Actually, only female reindeer keep their antlers through the winter.

Ouch!!

What sudden stops?