All my years growing up, we didn’t hang socks, we hung nylon stockings. Do you have any idea how much you can fit in them when they stretch? I don’t know how Dad afforded to fill them.
Then, when I got married and my wife got introduced to our tradition, she went one better=- she put out queen size panty hose! Wow, what a haul!
Had she bothered to read the Ts and Cs before clicking Okay, she would know that the extent of “filling it up” is left to the discretion of the Provider. Santa has a good legal department.
Imagine 1 day ago
It’s the right size for that shoe…
a sage 1 day ago
Maybe it’s the with care part.
davewhamond creator 1 day ago
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from me and Ralph! Thank you for reading and subscribing. I truly appreciate it!
blunebottle 1 day ago
All my years growing up, we didn’t hang socks, we hung nylon stockings. Do you have any idea how much you can fit in them when they stretch? I don’t know how Dad afforded to fill them.
Then, when I got married and my wife got introduced to our tradition, she went one better=- she put out queen size panty hose! Wow, what a haul!
pat sandy creator 1 day ago
she’s gonna have a happy haul-iday!
Dobie Premium Member 1 day ago
… and right on time, here’s the dump truck full of coal!
…Touché, grandma!
Kroykali 1 day ago
The little old lady who lived in a shoe, knew what to do.
ladykat 1 day ago
She has so many children, she needs all the help she can get.
Doug K 1 day ago
Santa suddenly and conveniently realizes that this little old lady is not on the nice list.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 22 hours ago
Merry Christmas, Y’all !!
NolaMan about 21 hours ago
and with the “fat boy” comment she was changed to the naughty list
wildlandwaters about 20 hours ago
I dunno… I’m thinkin’ she made the naughty list right there!
T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62 about 20 hours ago
Mrs. Wormwood knows which fat boys should never cross her threshold again.
dapperdaniel about 20 hours ago
Merry Christmas, Dave. I’m saving Happy New Year for Day By Dave.
Howard'sMyHero about 18 hours ago
“Ho-Ho-Hose” …!!!
CleverHans Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Had she bothered to read the Ts and Cs before clicking Okay, she would know that the extent of “filling it up” is left to the discretion of the Provider. Santa has a good legal department.
Chris Sherlock about 16 hours ago
Most people downsize their homes when they age. Looks she didn’t do that.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 15 hours ago
He hasn’t stayed in business for this many years just to fall for that!
mistercatworks about 12 hours ago
She has to try it on. If it doesn’t fit; it doesn’t qualify as a stocking.