Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 26, 2024

Who are you again?

Santa Claus is the representation of generous parents, so Santa Claus don’t exist to people without generous parents.

That’s about the size of it, Nicky.

Yep! Now quit yer complainin’ and break out the Easter Candy…

Hurry… CHOP CHOP!

until next year…

Yeah…I got the same lump of coal again……..

Come on over to my place, Santa, and I’ll make you a hot chocolate.

That unfit dude in red never has been a good role model.

Take off, eh.

“After a certain age, you started bringing nothing but clothes and became useless. So begone!”

So many many high water pants, wrong size shirts, etc. And “what? you never like anything I give you?”

Well, you said it!

If Santa wants to be remembered (fondly) after Christmas he would take my January bills.

Christmas is NOT over, it runs until January 5th. 12 days of Christmas, Christmas day is just the 1st day.

Ho, Ho, Uh Ho …!

its Santa pause.

Even inside he gets the cold shoulder.

Ho Ho Ho ! ;-)

Not true, here you can take these socks back you gave me.

See you next year, same time next year.

I’m sick with the flu, and I STILL laughed!!

Now that Christmas is over people entering via chimney are shot. Why do you hang around here, it’s the last christmas for the next 4 years anyway for an illegal alien.

That’s because, Santa DON’T exist!

see ya next December 1st!

Need another Klaus for your puck&stick research?

Klaus Jogi is real and he’s a fit man that could be a literal saint; keep walking away from tubby, angry, manilpulative anti-Yogi !

(Carlton Fisk says ’Mind your home plate.")