Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for December 06, 2024

Sounds about right.

Who knew Dave could cook!

In Germany today is “Nikolaus Tag”: the day St. Nikolas is celebrated (it is the day of his passing). Traditionally children put out their shoes or boots the night before. In the morning the shoes or boots are filled with chocolates and nuts. Typically the chocolate will be in the form of Santa Claus (St. Nicholas).

Must be a guy thing… I play that game, too.

All this just to zap some coffee ….

They all have that setting.

Frozen in middle and scalding hot on the outside. Sounds like a pitch for a country song.

Dave! There is a second setting you can use for variety: Scalding in the inside and frozen on the outside. (Just watch out if it starts glowing. It tends to go nuclear)

I mainly use my microwave to heat frozen dinners.

I can’t recall the last day I didn’t use the microwave

Just scoop out the middle and pretend it’s a doughnut

It’s like Steve Jobs once said, “You’re cooking it wrong…”

Those frozen dinners are a real pain to get the temp just right!

Dave never learns and does it about 3~4 times.

0:00. Bombs awaaaaaaaay!

I never thought of pretending to stop a bomb from exploding. Now will I ever be able to use the microwave without thinking that??? Thanks, Dave!

Micro Macgyver!

12:00 minutes? … cleanup on kitchen isle #one …!

I make heavy use of the lower power settings, but apparently I’m the only patient one.

listen to Jim Gaffigan’s spiel on “hot pockets”… (‘frozen center, lava outside’, or something to that effect! Lol!!)

Hot Pockets – Jim Gaffigan

That’s my microwave.