Close to Home by John McPherson for December 19, 2024

Sounds about right.

If you weren’t such a harridan

Took a piece out of his skull,

“Stop! Hammer time!”

Spousal abuse. Tis the season.

What’s he supposed to do? She’s hogging the ladder.

I’b wath gonba help… buth nowb I habth a concuthion! Cawl a ambalanth!

And Goodwill hammer toward man.

That would seem like it would hurt a lot.

I don’t know how Bleeb can be smiling. The top point of that Christmas tree has got to be uncomfortable.

Come Together, Give Peace A chance

Reverse the genders and this comic never would have seen publication

Give that ladder a shake Bleeb!

Wow, Bleeb! A bad day for hubby, but a very good day for you!

When you wake up you can put away serene Irene’s hammer and ladder. That’ll be a help.

Looks like those two are a pair of stupid oafs.

I guess bouncing a hammer off his noggin is affirmative action..

You’re getting a muzzle for Christmas!!!

That woman should be fined for spreading ‘misinformation’!

Just try saying “Happy Holidays” to a shopper at my job and you’ll see how “peaceful” and full of “good will” your average Christmas fanatic is.

Ow.

Wow, talk about overkill! You ever heard of ASKING for help!

Kind of ironic, the violence, as she’s hanging PEACE ON EARTH!

and there you have it…….

Good, Will deserved that!

Apparently it won’t be a banner year for that couple.

Hm, a bit heavy-handed here.

Nothing shows how much you love someone than with a claw hammer. Clonk lol

Fitting punishment for reading a Trump newspaper instead of offering assistance.

H e l l, fitting punishment even IF home Christmas decorating is finished and wife is not home at the moment.

She bought that banner at a Goodwill store.

I’d like to but right now I’ve got to go to ER.

Ban her from putting up Banners.

It says peace on earth, not heII where he currently lives.

Oooh the irony

I think she has made her point quite clear.