Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 11, 2024

Nick name Charlie Pegging, Never would have guessed he was a wide reciever.

She might as well save her breath. She’s talking to a guy to whom “Yes” means yes, “Maybe” also means yes, and “No” means maybe.

Testing merchandise before wedding

At first, she thought he was so rugged!

Well it would be nice to wear the teddy this time.

Is her name Peg?

Marriage is vastly overrated…

GAL: “DAG BILL!!! Your breath is kickin’ like Bruce Lee”

GUY: “Not as hard as Little Bill is kickin’ the trouser door!”

GAL: Yeah? Well tell him to hit the hay ‘cause he ain’t hittin’ this tonight!"

He wants to “drag” her into another honeymoon.

She must be tired of playing Nurse, Librarian, Dominatrix, School Marm, etc.

Or a nurse…..or a teacher…..or a waitress…..or a cheating wife…..

His lingerie is still waiting to be washed.

Getting generous.

I’ve only been married twice, for ten years each time. However, I have had more than my share of honeymoons. There should be a mandatory pre-marriage honeymoon, as a stress test. It’s important to know how someone will react after they have been “overblissed” the night before and what kind of travelling companion they are. :)

Desperation doesn’t suit you my dear! Get a grip!