Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 16, 2024

Well, I guess I am fortunate that I am very hard of hearing in my right ear.

The green guy kind of looks like Jason ?

She was 18 and he was 35.

Just the two of them. She knew that today is the day, she had been waiting for it.

He laid her on her back and leaned above her. She got goosebumps and sweaty palms.

“I’m scared.” she said quietly.

“You’ll be fine, I’ll be quick.” he replied.

Within a few minutes the tooth was out and she could get up from the dentists’ chair.

Before Roald Dahl wrote James and the Giant Peach, BFG, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, he wrote a series of truly horror stories, including “Genesis and Catastrophe”…

No wonder there was a song about a guy who was a cold-hearted snake.

Can you hear me now?

My Ex did one of those venomous transformations.

The RL Stine one I know. He used to write as “Jovial” Bob Stine. He wrote the kids magazine, Bananas, lots of joke books, and the juvenile novelization of Spaceballs.

I fear not thy sting, for your tongue is by far the most venomous!

Some people have already evolved into venomous creatures.

guess I’ll be using my left eat on the phone

Yes, piloerections do occur from time to time. And some do seem legendary.

When I first looked at the cartoon I thought Stine was setting up something about Jack Benny. I’ve never seen any images of R. L. Stine.

Venomous animals? GOP pols? Hmmmm …

The “tool kit” for venomous-ness we humans possess is our tongues.

I don`t know…there are some who have already evolved…..

Maybe we will soon evolve into vampires

IMO humans have always been venomous creatures

I saw an episode of Star Trek: TNG where Worf devolved into a venomous animal.

My sister-in-law is well on her way

Makes sense, I usually have my phone to my left ear, and when work calls asking me to work extra the answer is usually “no”

tool kit?

Who makes the toolkit? Is it a Dewalt, Stanley, or a Black and Decker?

Do humans possess the tool kit to evolve into loving altruistic angelic beings, or shall we just forget the whole thing right now?

Unlikely for humans to evolve into venomous creatures? I thought many of them had already.

Stine had a hand in “Eureka’s Castle.”

Highly unlikely? I’ve known some people who were real vipers.

Humans do not need venom. they are deadly enough as they are.

Goosebumps wasn’t humour?

Little early for Halloween, but here goes

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife.”

“How so?” asked the barkeep.

“I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender.

“So-o,” replied the barkeep.

“So, that’s when I realized, she was the one!”