Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 17, 2024

Which witch is which ?

To be more specific, Hohn Hathorne was Nathaniel’s great-great-grandfather.

Ripley’s must use the same calendar as Nest Heads.

Little early for Halloween, but here goes

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife.”

“How so?” asked the barkeep.

“I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend. They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,” he tells the bartender.

“So-o,” replied the barkeep.

“So, that’s when I realized, she was the one!”

This comic was pretty cool, but it seems a tad late to be doing Halloween-y stuff.

Look like halloween come early this year.

My uncle Lloyd smoked Salems.

Why did they need judges? Either they turned you into a newt or they didn’t.

Good for Nathaniel. He has seemingly learned from the past.

It’s time to light the candle in your jack-o’-lantern.

Spirit stores are great, such a variety of costumes

Do they know that Halloween was six weeks ago?

How festive – Halloween facts 8 days before Christmas

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor:

“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you. I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home. I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology. It won’t happen again.”

Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Oops!! Sorry about that! Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’.”