Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 21, 2024

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    Leroy  about 8 hours ago

    God had a hard time finding a lawyer to defend the suit, because most of them are in hell.

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    Pickled Pete  about 8 hours ago

    THE AVALANCHE

    An optimist and a pessimist were riding a bus together when the optimist got hungry.

    “Let’s stop at the next restaurant,” said the optimist. “Then we can take the next bus and continue our journey.”

    “I don’t think that’s a good idea,” said the pessimist. “It could cause something bad to happen.”

    “Or it could cause something good to happen,” replied the optimist, “and besides, I’m hungry!”

    So the two of them left the bus and went into the restaurant.

    While they were eating, a news report came on the TV.

    “A bus was crushed in an avalanche fifteen minutes ago,” said the reporter. “Everyone on the bus was killed.”

    The optimist and the pessimist recognized the bus as the one they had gotten off.

    “See?” said the optimist. “I told you something good would happen if we got off the bus!”

    Good? sputtered the pessimist. “If the bus hadn’t stopped to let us off, it might have missed the avalanche!

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    chaosed2  about 8 hours ago

    Having lived close to Barking Sands Kaua’i I can say that isn’t the only sounds the sand makes.

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    Little Caesar  about 8 hours ago

    Anyone familiar with “The Big Lebowski” recalls what Jesus Quintana said about messing with the Jesus…

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    Zykoic  about 6 hours ago

    Walk-in Jesus; I had a work mate come into my office, close the door and ask me who I was. I said my name and he said that was not my name. He said that I was John Galt and that he was Jesus Christ. I got real nervous. We talked but all irrational banter. After that he was unemployed but the company got him some help. A month later every one in the office got a telegram with an extremely generous offer to join his start-up company. Oh, then everyone received an essay on his new currency. This was in the early sixties. Reflecting on todays world, it may seem normal!

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    kendavis09  about 6 hours ago

    On the law suit, did God settle out of court? And you gotta love Paul’s thinking.

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    h.v.greenman  about 6 hours ago

    ♪♪ I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I have my plastic Jesus, glued to the dashboard of my car…♪♪

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    Indiana Guy Premium Member about 5 hours ago

    “Singing sands” occur at different deserts and beaches around the world, including here in the Indiana Dunes beaches. There is an accurate audio of the sound on Wikipedia, under the “singing sands” article. It’s an underwhelming, overrated experience, in my opinion.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 hour ago

    Cool of Paul.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 hour ago

    That sand has such a gravely voice.

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