Herman by Jim Unger for December 27, 2024

we don’t know just give out your money

Well, unless you’re Charlie( from Flowers for Algernon), I can’t tell you.

Oh, the senior window.

Give me your wallet, and I can at least answer part of your question.

Have you met our Lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

You are Number 6 1/2 …

Ask your Rabbi.

“You really need to stop this, Admiral Stockdale.”

“Hi. My name is Albert. I know it’s Absurd, but I’m a Stranger here, confronting human need against the unreasonable silence of the world. Can you tell which floor sells easy chairs?”

“I was going to ask you the same thing!”

Do we want a Descartian, Kantian or Cartesian response?

You are number two, and you want information. P McG

Look at the sign sir, you’re looking for information. Okay, so, what am I doing here?Aw crap, this could go on forever.

“ We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"

Information like that is vital.

He’s just testing the clerk. If he doesn’t know the answers, the guy will complain to management.

Don’t know, don’t care, and you’re wasting my time. Now scram!

You speak for all of us, Herman.

A refugee from the Pluggers panel?

Information 101.

It’s been that kind of a year!

Solid questions.

Ah, You must be Ross Perot’s running mate!

You are you and here you are.

Where’s my wife?

This guy would never find the information desk.

If Plato and Aristotle couldn’t figure it out, how should I know?

Oh you want Lost and Found.

That would be what I’d say to the Judge.

I can relate, Herman!