Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 03, 2025

No, just bought it at a distress sale for a guest house.

Oh ! You noticed my uniform.

what was your first clue?

He takes his work home with him.

Thank you. Captain. Obvious.

Geez, what a bunch of grouches in the comments.

No wonder the art of small talk is dead.

Now, how difficult is to find a decent parking spot for that baby?

It’s planely obvious!

It’s in plane sight.

Sorry, no time for small talk. Gotta jet.

“That brings back memories. My dad had a 1955 two-tone Pontiac with those colors.”

“Yes, but I hope to be picked up for a whole season.”

just part of the jet set

Why that’s right! Name’s Cruise, Tom Cruise. Nice to meet you.

And a dang good one, if he landed it right there!

Today’s comic is very Boeing.

How can you tell if a guy is a pilot? He’ll tell you.

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?Ted Striker: Surely you can’t be seriousRumack: I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

Nope. I just handle the baggage. Took the plane until they come up with back pay.

Gonna need a bigger garage…

How about John Travolta who flys and parks his Boeing 707 at his house? I knew when I first saw him in “Welcome Back Kotter” that he was going places.

No. Just a plane old thief.

A hybrid 747-A380

the HOA is going to have something to say about parking his work vehicle at home

he’s working from home

Not a very good one apparently……

At this point, that would be “were a pilot”.

I hope that’s a Harrier/747 hybrid, cuz there’s a tree in front of you

No, no, not a pilot. A Boeing stockholder. Management just asked me to please stash this baby here until the FAA inspectors went away.

Some guy did buy a commercial plane and turned it into his home.

Freelance?

no I’m a pile it. I work on the dock and pile it here, then I pile it there

John Travolta? Look up an aerial photo of his house.