Close to Home by John McPherson for December 28, 2024

When our first child was born, there was a baby in the nursery that weighed 15 lbs. And it was a natural delivery!

Born with a full head of hair.

Tis quite a college portal he hast been cast into.

And several Hollywood horror movie director.

From the look on the baby’s face, he might already need to be put in concussion protocol.

Hodor

Lions & Panthers & Bears, oh my!

He’s gonna be big enough to be a Full, Half, Tail and Quarterback!

Just wait till he gets advertising contracts. (“Our product gave him that physique!”)

That’s one ugly baby.

The kid will be a star in “the Goonies 2”.

That’s because he’s already met the IQ requirements.

With that body, and big head already, he’ll be sure to have multiple concussions….don’t do it!

With a look like that, he better get used to those bars

“Thank you anyway, but I think he’ll pass.”

“Great, he can be a quarterback!”

But just because he’s big, is no guarantee that he will play football well.

Bleeb, you are in luck! It looks like skirts are back in fashion! The kid told Bleeb his secret. He wants to be a ballerina. Now where are they gonna find toe shoes to fit? :)

He’s gonna be an offensive lineman if you don’t change his diapers.

How about the NBA?

And WWE?

Or maybe even sumo wrestling

Chewbacca’s the father?

“Not gonna lie, it was a difficult birth.”

Baby Huey.

He’s already wearing depends.

He looks like he’s already been hit in the head a few times.