“Jesus wasn’t Jewish, he was a Christian. Are you telling me he didn’t believe in himself? You looney liberals never read the bible.” A former neighbor.
Not to mention he was probably short, brown skinned with curly hair. Not the Northern European that some would have us believe. Also, he’d be branded as a socialist by today’s religious right. For fun, check out Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, on youtube.
Reminds me of a story of my father (who was a Jewish refugee from Germany). In his late teens he joined a youth group at the local church. One day, one of the priests asked him if he’d like to join the acolytes. He said, “You know I’m Jewish, right?” The priest answered, “That’s okay. So was Jesus.” So my dad became known as “The Jewish Acolyte”.
just as point of information: “It seems plausible that the Magi were “overjoyed” at again seeing before them, as they traveled southward, “his star,” Jupiter, which at its stationary point was standing still over Bethlehem. We do know for certain that Jupiter performed a retrograde loop in 2 B.C. and that it was stationary on December 25, interestingly enough, during Hanukkah, the season for giving presents.” from “The Star of Bethlehem” Imprimis by Hillsdale College, by Craig Chester Past President, Monterey Institute for Research in Astronomy…it’s available online, wouldn’t let me post the url in here
Gent 1 day ago
Ho ho ho. Merry Kissmas!
Tachyon the Samurai 1 day ago
Third base.
cracker65 1 day ago
Merry Christmas John.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 1 day ago
Good work by the team, cleaning up the old artwork! Now she has pupils in her eyes! And the bell ornament is cute!
Merry Christmas, one and all!
The Reader Premium Member 1 day ago
Let’s not get religion involved in this holiday!
Jayalexander 1 day ago
So was everybody else in town, who would of thunk it?
blunebottle 1 day ago
OK, this is odd.
Differentname 1 day ago
Go over to ‘Cracked.com’
They have a list of the best Christmas songs written by Jews.
Did you know Mel Torme was one of the Chosen People.
Of course, in retrospect, it all makes sense.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 1 day ago
Right, now you’ll say Jesus wasn’t white. /s
P51Strega 1 day ago
Happy Chanukah (and a Merry X-mas too)
scote1379 Premium Member 1 day ago
Happy Christmas , Merry New Year , a Wonderful Chanukah , and my favorite , Happy Hogswatch, to one and all !!
Darsan54 Premium Member about 24 hours ago
Jesus …… Who?
Love it.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 23 hours ago
Actually, Santa was Anatolian Greek.
mokspr Premium Member about 23 hours ago
And a Happy Boxing day for all the folks who didn’t get enough of Black Friday!
SofaKing Premium Member about 22 hours ago
“Jesus wasn’t Jewish, he was a Christian. Are you telling me he didn’t believe in himself? You looney liberals never read the bible.” A former neighbor.
ajr58(1) about 22 hours ago
Not to mention he was probably short, brown skinned with curly hair. Not the Northern European that some would have us believe. Also, he’d be branded as a socialist by today’s religious right. For fun, check out Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, on youtube.
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 21 hours ago
And that is a fact. And a rabbi as well.
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 21 hours ago
Happy Holiday no matter what you celebrate! Looking forward to another year of Last Kiss hilarity!
listmom about 21 hours ago
Merry Holidays, John.
Reminds me of a story of my father (who was a Jewish refugee from Germany). In his late teens he joined a youth group at the local church. One day, one of the priests asked him if he’d like to join the acolytes. He said, “You know I’m Jewish, right?” The priest answered, “That’s okay. So was Jesus.” So my dad became known as “The Jewish Acolyte”.
snappyboy about 20 hours ago
Merry Christmas John to your family!
oakie9531 about 20 hours ago
just as point of information: “It seems plausible that the Magi were “overjoyed” at again seeing before them, as they traveled southward, “his star,” Jupiter, which at its stationary point was standing still over Bethlehem. We do know for certain that Jupiter performed a retrograde loop in 2 B.C. and that it was stationary on December 25, interestingly enough, during Hanukkah, the season for giving presents.” from “The Star of Bethlehem” Imprimis by Hillsdale College, by Craig Chester Past President, Monterey Institute for Research in Astronomy…it’s available online, wouldn’t let me post the url in here
Rich Douglas about 20 hours ago
The best part was how she found out.
Zoomer&Yeti about 20 hours ago
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, John.
davewhamond creator about 19 hours ago
Happy Chanukah, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Merry Kiss-mas… Merry Everything, John!