Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 30, 2024

Cute

New Years Spectacular

EVERYTHING MUST GO!!

Ninja cat strikes again.

You forgot to chew up the credit cards and mutilate the money. Add a hairball and you’re done.

Cats – just to fall for…

Scientists still in search for the ultimate truth call it “gravity” – those who already know call it “cat”…

Okay … now that I’ve cleared my schedule …

You forgot to bat the keys under that small dresser next to the door.

The second panel was predictable.

if it sits he hits (it onto the floor)

One of my cats has effectively cleared off the top of one of my bookcases by doing that. Several items have been smashed, others are salvageable.

Something breakable! You forgot something breakable!

We call it “The Gravity Game.”

That’s my Jasper.

This is the exact reason we know the earth isn’t flat. If it were, cats would have pushed everything over edge by now.

You forgot the wireless computer mouse. I always must hide it when I’m away from the computer or I end up searching under the furniture for the cover that popped off and the battery that fell out and rolled away.

Cats do this because they’re fascinated with our weak gravity compared to their home planet.

Good job! Puuuurfect! Now get the vase in the hallway then you can snooze the rest of the afternoon!

Hey, knock it off!! Good kitty.

that’s funny, cuz that’s exactly the phrase I go thru whenever I jump outta my truck before I lock the doors… “phone, key, wallet… check… good to go!”

Love it! Absolutely priceless! Cats will be cats will be cats will be cats. Thanks for giving us a good laugh at their expense!

Lamp and fish bowl…

Nothing breakable?